Bonus question: Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Michael Myers?
Remember, they've both been killed and resurrected!

Because apparently whoever sells these costumes thinks that we all want to skank it up in a skimpy little outfit when it's only 40 degrees outside.

Your best bet would be to look in the men's costume section. Either that or make your own.

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