Why is it so hard to find adult Halloween costumes that aren’t slutty?
Sunday, January 24th, 2010 at
7:15 pm
Bonus question: Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Michael Myers?
Remember, they've both been killed and resurrected!
Because apparently whoever sells these costumes thinks that we all want to skank it up in a skimpy little outfit when it's only 40 degrees outside.
Your best bet would be to look in the men's costume section. Either that or make your own.
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The question is: Why are you trying so hard to find an adult Halloween costume that ISN’T slutty?
Mike Myers.
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why is it so hard to find a sex toy that doesnt vibrate?
edit: hey bree, can i be number 3,348,568?
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haha halloween is the only time it is acceptable to society to be slutty and not completely judged. haha that is why
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Because apparently whoever sells these costumes thinks that we all want to skank it up in a skimpy little outfit when it’s only 40 degrees outside.
Your best bet would be to look in the men’s costume section. Either that or make your own.
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Because most of the world is extremely sick and slutty is just one of the signs of "the end times" that the Book of Revelations talks about in the Bible.
BQ: Jesus Christ always wins
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