late for halloween but so humorous?
Concern by animoo: late for halloween but so amusing?
this isnt my joke i got it in a e-mail its funny
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She will get into the cab, and notices that the Quite handsome
cab driver won't halt staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She solutions, "My son, you can't offend me. When you might be as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a opportunity to see and listen to
just about almost everything. I'm certain that there is practically nothing you could say or ask
that I would locate offensive."
"Well, I've usually had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let us see what we can do about that: #one, you have to be simple
and #two, you ought to be Catholic."
The cab driver is quite energized and claims, "Sure, I am solitary and Catholic!
"Ok" the nun claims. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back again on the street, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear little one," states the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I should confess, I'm married and I am Jewish."
The nun claims, "That is Ok. My identify is Kevin and I am heading to a Halloween party."
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Answer by robbygolfs35
thats was frickin hilarious.
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okay that was fuuuuuuuuuunnnny
Ew & lol! Great joke did you make it up???
I got one for ya boy…
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I’ll tell you… the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!”
lmao yea i heard this 1 on halloween but it was some oether name but its sooo funny lol/