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A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver will not likely stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a query to request you, but I don't want to offend you".

She solutions, "My son, you are not able to offend me. When you're as previous as I am and have been a nun as extended as I have, you get a opportunity to see and hear just about everything. I am positive that there's absolutely nothing you could say or inquire that I would find offensive."

"Properly, I have usually had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Nicely, let us see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be simple and you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is extremely fired up and states, "Yes, I am simple and Catholic!"

"Okay" the nun states. "Pull off to the facet of the street, "maybe we will see what we can do."

The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver commences crying.

"My dear child," mentioned the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I am married and I'm Jewish."

The nun claims, "That's Okay, my identify is Kevin and I am likely to a Halloween get together."

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Response by Zainab♫♪
Ha ha, wonderful 1!!

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