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Concern by animoo: late for halloween but so amusing?
this isnt my joke i got it in a e-mail its funny

A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She will get into the cab, and notices that the Quite handsome
cab driver won't halt staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She solutions, "My son, you can't offend me. When you might be as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a opportunity to see and listen to
just about almost everything. I'm certain that there is practically nothing you could say or ask
that I would locate offensive."

"Well, I've usually had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let us see what we can do about that: #one, you have to be simple
and #two, you ought to be Catholic."

The cab driver is quite energized and claims, "Sure, I am solitary and Catholic!

"Ok" the nun claims. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back again on the street, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear little one," states the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I should confess, I'm married and I am Jewish."

The nun claims, "That is Ok. My identify is Kevin and I am heading to a Halloween party."

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Answer by robbygolfs35
thats was frickin hilarious.

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A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver will not likely stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a query to request you, but I don't want to offend you".

She solutions, "My son, you are not able to offend me. When you're as previous as I am and have been a nun as extended as I have, you get a opportunity to see and hear just about everything. I am positive that there's absolutely nothing you could say or inquire that I would find offensive."

"Properly, I have usually had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Nicely, let us see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be simple and you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is extremely fired up and states, "Yes, I am simple and Catholic!"

"Okay" the nun states. "Pull off to the facet of the street, "maybe we will see what we can do."

The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver commences crying.

"My dear child," mentioned the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I am married and I'm Jewish."

The nun claims, "That's Okay, my identify is Kevin and I am likely to a Halloween get together."

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Response by Zainab♫♪
Ha ha, wonderful 1!!

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Query by Pinkadot: What can I use for mini-pizzas instead of english muffins?
I just never like english muffins...the shape demands to be spherical even though - it's for my halloween social gathering, "mummy face" pizzas

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Response by Liz
you could use basic bagels

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